- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

You were born.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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