how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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