What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Anti Joke

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