why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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