Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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