What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

sky's sty

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock, COME IN!

This is a joke.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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