What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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