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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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