- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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