- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

anal seepage

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

im not food

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

I'm sn otter

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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