What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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