It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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