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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

are u black unlucky

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

one morning i turned on my tv

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

I like poop in my butt

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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