- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Who is Dank? A: Billal

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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