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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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