- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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