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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

read me write me

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What is older than history?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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