The chickens have become self-aware!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Hi, my name is Jake.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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