- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Long joke Your such a downey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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