- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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