Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do you call your mom? Mom

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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