- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Sex vagina. lol.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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