Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Mahmy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

8=> >->-o

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Anti Joke

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