- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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