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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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