- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

sky's sty

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

This is a joke.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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