In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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