People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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