- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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