Knock knock, COME IN!

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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This is a joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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