- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

George W. Bush

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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