Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What is older than history?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

read me write me

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...