I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

cory

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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