- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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