Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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girls basketball

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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