- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

how man

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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