Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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