Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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