- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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