Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Hi, my name is Jake.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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