- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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