- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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