- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Please don't shoot me

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock, Knock Come in

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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