- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

I'm going to Re-write History... History

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Black people.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is a jew in space? Dead

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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