- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Women's Rights

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Connor is homo

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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