A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

8=> >->-o

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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