what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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