- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

say it ten times fast: oh

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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