- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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