Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Phew... it's gone.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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