What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's up? Your time.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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