- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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