- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

hi dave

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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