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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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