There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

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