What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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your life

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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