- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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