What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Abortion.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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