Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

irish man drinking john smiths

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Black people.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

The chickens have become self-aware!

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