- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

irish man drinking john smiths

Black people.

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