Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What is green and slow Grass.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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