What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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I? Everett

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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