- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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