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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

You were born.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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