Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Feminism.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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