- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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