Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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women's rights

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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