- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Ask me if im a tree? No

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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