why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

sky's sty

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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