why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

an emo girl walked into a white room

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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