Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

tea with milk?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Your face

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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