- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Abortion.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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