Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A shark ate your mom

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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