- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Women's rights.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

I'm funny.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

a man walks into a bar and dies

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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