Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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wat?

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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mitt romney

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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