Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Penis.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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pussy enough said

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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