Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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