- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

pussy enough said

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

The Mets win the World Series

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Nice legs....What time do they open?

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