Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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No antijoke here.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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