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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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