What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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feminists.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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