If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do I hate? people

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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