what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Anti Joke

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