My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

The holocaust

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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