- Anti Joke

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!