- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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