Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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George W. Bush

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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The queen having a shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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so...um, yeah

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Anti Joke

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