tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

sucks Syntax...

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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