What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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