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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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