Justin beiber's penis

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Feminism

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Pineapple.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Women's Rights

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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