- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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