- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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